Something to write home about . . .
Described as “the people’s easy last pick”, we bring nothing but mediocrity to the industry, and stagnation to the market. Nothing says “6/10” better than supply chain issues, insider trading, and cost-cutting. We here know what it means to “sink or swim”, and our shareholders won’t be sinking. With our record-low morale and plummeting worker satisfaction, we keep your pockets full at all cost.
How we define ourselves –
- Quality
- Quantity
- Oscenities
- Lack-luster
- Lugubriousness
- Ostrobogulous
“Nothing but the most middling for the best customers money can lobby for.”
– A man that isn’t greedy